Jonas' Knife

Jonas' Knife was a joke that began on a thread about teenagers, when a user made a comment about "having fun." Jonas responded with a sexual joke, which received criticism from Madeleine. Jonas responded suggestively. The two started bickering, which piqued the attention of horny preteens, including Kath. Things eventually escalated into a euphemism for Jonas' penis, or "knife of life." The thread lasted for at least a week until it was locked.